653 Quotes by Christopher Moore

People, generally, suck.

If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.

The prospect of change is a many-fanged beast, my dear.

There's some heinous fuckery goin' on mon.

She's so small, yet she contains so much evil.

I love you above all things, even pie.

Children see magic because they look for it.

I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.

If there was anything I learned from John the Baptist, it was that the sooner you confess a mistake, the quicker you can get on to making new and better mistakes.