201 Quotes by Drew Carey

Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

damn it!

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

As far as exercising goes... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging.

The easiest diet is, you know, eat vegetables, eat fresh food. Just a really sensible healthy diet like you read about all the time.

I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.