593 Quotes by Gail Carriger

The important question is, what will your wear for a wedding dress, Alexia? You look horrible in white.

Biffy said, off the cuff, "Or we could find a replacement queen.""Volunteering for the position?""Why, Professor, is that wittiness I detect?""Only for you.""Charmer." Biffy tapped him on the arm playfully.

That's a very murky position," objected Felix."So's the weather. But this is England, we must learn to live with uncertainty.

Shut your cake hole, you revolting young blot.

Alexia found herself surrounded and embraced by a room of such unmitigated welcome and personality that it was akin to being yelled at by plum pudding.

It was difficult to see the exact nature of his expression as, in addition to the ubiquitous mustache, the clockmaker also wore a golden-brown beard of such epic proportions as might dwarf a mulberry bush. It was as though his mustache had become overly enthusiastic and, seized with the spirit of adventure, set out to conquer the southern reaches of his face in a take-no-prisoners kind of way.

...you have been fraternizing with warewolves overmuch! Military men can be terribly bad for one's verbal concatenation!

He has been mad for you these many months, ever since you prodded him in the nether regions with a hedgehog.

Faith was enjoying her evening, the looming presence of Major Channing notwithstanding. He seemed to swoop in at odd times, presenting her with a glass of punch or distracting her from her conversation by glowering fiercely. She noticed that if she paid any one gentleman too much attention for too long a time, the major would make himself known. Then he would disappear and ignore her once more.It was sublimely aggravating. Like being desired by a very large mosquito.