1,018 Quotes About Witty

If an apology is followed by an excuse or a reason, it means they are going to commit same mistake again they just apologized for.

Intelligence is more important than strength, that is why earth is ruled by men and not by animals.

When you are angry try your best to go to sleep, it keeps you away from speaking, writing and thinking while you are angry.

The job of feets is walking, but their hobby is dancing.

I've come to the point where I never feel the need to stop and evaluate whether or not I am happy. I'm just 'being', and without question, by default, it works.

You should praise, criticize and flirt with people right to their face, only then it will make a difference.

which was so easy a staples button could do it

When the defense attorney finished her opening statement, which included a lot of body movement due to the fact that the bar exam that she passed only included limbo references

tomatosauceruruses (the first Italian dinosaurs)