802 Quotes About Clever

Intelligence is more important than strength, that is why earth is ruled by men and not by animals.

always schedule your comeback.

I've come to the point where I never feel the need to stop and evaluate whether or not I am happy. I'm just 'being', and without question, by default, it works.

which was so easy a staples button could do it

When the defense attorney finished her opening statement, which included a lot of body movement due to the fact that the bar exam that she passed only included limbo references

tomatosauceruruses (the first Italian dinosaurs)

so the bartender knew he would be paid handsomely. Not beautifully, but handsomely as there is a subtle distinction and one all pretty boys need to hear.

wondering if Hercules was available, pondering the twelve labors of Hercules assuming that Hercules was a mythical Greek obstetrician

An octopus, who holds the record for defense in a football game – ten tackles