15 Quotes by Greg Curtis

God does not play dice, bankers do.

And there shall come a kingdom in which the lion shall lie down with the lamb. Unfortunately for the lamb it shall be inside the lion!

Revenge is a dish best served with sharp cutlery!

I think I know where my life went wrong. For all the world's a stage and I'm a lousy actor!

I have recently been called antisocial, and I'd like to set the record straight. I am not antisocial, I like social. It's people I don't like!

The Philosopher's Motto: I came, I saw, I pondered!

They say that maths is a language. So how do I order a pizza with extra cheese in maths?

My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a dog!

If wishes were horses, I'd need a very big stable.