12 Quotes by J. B. Morton
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Economy: cutting down other people's wages.
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To fairy flutes, As the light advances, In square black boots The cabman dances.
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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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Wagner is the Puccini of music.
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One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear.
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A library is a room where the murders take place.
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Erratum. In my article on the Price of Milk, 'Horses' should have read 'Cows' throughout.
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Justice must not only be seen to be done but has to be seen to be believed.
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Vegetarians have wicked, shifty eyes, and laugh in a cold calculating manner. They pinch little children, steal stamps, drink water, favor beards.
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