12 Quotes by J. B. Morton





  • Author J. B. Morton
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    One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear.

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  • Author J. B. Morton
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    Vegetarians have wicked, shifty eyes, and laugh in a cold calculating manner. They pinch little children, steal stamps, drink water, favor beards.

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