134 Quotes by Joey Comeau

Wait," I say. "Aren't soulmates supposed to be perfect? What if you find yours and shes not a virgin, not even a girl? What if he's a fixer upper? What if he has an STD?

The terrible things that happened to you didn't make you you. You always were.

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. I am gonna drink it through this crazy straw.

People helping each other in the aftermath of tragedy is the only really convincing argument for people.

I think it would be cool if we wore suits while we committed these violent acts of retribution. Not fancy suits. No. Cheap suits that we won't mind ruining. Then if we're caught by the police, well, think how amazing we'll look! All bloody and torn and grizzled.Plus, suits look official. They would add an air of credibility to our campaign of blood drenched disproportionate responses.

I know I want love, but I have no idea who will make me happy. Emptiness doesn't know its own shape.

Ah, love at first sight. When you see someone so beautiful that you forget they aren't there just for you.

The world isn't going to end just because we've done everything wrong. Though, that would be easier.

We could have been perfect if only we'd met when we were both too young to know better.