255 Quotes by Kin Hubbard

Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

It's pretty hard to be efficient without being obnoxious.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

It's no disgrace to be poor, but its might as well be.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out any quicker than the Christmas spirit

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.

Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.