2 Quotes by R. L. LaFevers

I blew that clay pigeon to smithereens. I don't know why Mum got so upset. According to Uncle Andrew she's a crack shot herself. But she says I'm too young. What I'd like to know is how old does a person have to be before they get to do all the fun stuff?

I have found it is surprisingly difficult to remain sad when a cat is doing its level best to sandpaper one's cheeks.