1,171 Quotes by Will Rogers

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by readin’. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.

Even if you are on the right track, but just sit there, you will still get run over.

Betrayed by friendship is not a bad memorial to leave.

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.