13,737 Quotes About Death
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- Author George Carlin
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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- Author Woody Allen
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Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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- Author T.F. Hodge
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The 'life of the party' is subject to living the shortest life, and the longest death.
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- Author T.F. Hodge
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The 'life of the party' is subject to enjoying the shortest life, and suffering the longest death the world has to offer.
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- Author T.F. Hodge
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The 'life of the party' is subject to enjoying the shortest life, and suffering the longest death the world has to offer... voluntarily.
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- Author Richie Norton
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I wake up knowing every day that I might die. And then I do whatever I want.
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- Author Stewart Stafford
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A life well-lived is not measured by material possessions or the size of the funeral turnout. The quantity and depth of laugh lines on the face of the person lying in repose in their coffin reveals a life's true worth.
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- Author Stewart Stafford
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A live well-lived is not judged on a post-mortem stocktake of material acquisitions. It is based on the number and depth of the laugh lines on the face of the person lying in repose in their coffin.
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- Author Kelli Russell Agodon
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A friend comes over with a Ouija board.It spells out: Bourbon. Where’s the band?Just because you’re dead doesn’t mean you can’t have fun.
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