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Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
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The artist's job is not to succumb to despair but to find an antidote for the emptiness of existence.
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Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
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To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.
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God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.
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I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.
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