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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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