My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada.

I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.

Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.

Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.

I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping?

Answers to Frequently Asked Questions:Yes.Yes.No.One time in high school.Three times in my twenties.Rocks no salt.Yes.Four.Never. And how dare you!I will take no further questions.

Leaning forward in your chair when someone is trying to squeeze behind you isn't enough. You also have to move the chair.

Haiku sounds like I'mSaying hi to someone namedKu. Hi, Ku. Hello.

Why is it that when you wipe up dust its called dusting but when you wipe up a spill its not called spilling? Just something to think about.