I'm joking when I say I'm the grand-pop of those claiming to be an avatar-messiah or god. But if they're serious, then, I am who I am.

Humans as a whole are but an unwholesome hole with a sorry ass. In short, a**holes.

I am not trying to be funny, it is just that you're a joke.

I am really, truly dead serious when I am just joking. But only if you're a joke would you mind my poking.

Evolution could be true. Apes lick their nuts. Religious nuts do too.

Humans for most part are boorish, boastful, and beasts. They're pretentious, piss-full, pussy-led and penis-full as their priests.

If I were not a Punjabi, I'd be a candy or jalebi.

I'd have kicked your ass as too your head were both not full of shit, butthead.

Like your fancied god up there, my pal up nowhere, Mr. NOT, says if you do not prostrate and accept me as your latest and newest messiah, he will so kick your butt that you will neither be in hell nor in heaven but nowhere, like your fancied pal up there.