54 Quotes About Philosophical-humor

Religious nuts believe the 'others', that is you and I, are but dogs. That we infidels do not bow to their diotic god. What if one says the dog is one's god? And all must prostrate before it. Wouldn't one be mad to so insist? So too is a fellow who says another must bow to his god.

To be, or not to be: what a question!

If you and your fancied god bay for the blood of another human, an imagined infidel, then, both of you must be examined to determine if you're not a poodle, and your master a doodle.

So, as per your ism people like I are going to hell? My friend up there nowhere, Mr. NOT, says its is all your imaginary pal's crap! And that up there in the head, you're not all that well. Now, what do you day to that? Anyway, be well.

My pal up there nowhere, Mr. NOT, is really pissed with you. How dare you worship false gods, and not the one and only Mr. NOT?

He who blows himself up for his fancy of a god, will meet the Maker. Oh yeah! As surely as in a game of cards, meets the king the joker.

I am really, truly dead serious when I am just joking. But only if you're a joke would you mind my poking.

Evolution could be true. Apes lick their nuts. Religious nuts do too.

If I were not a Punjabi, I'd be a candy or jalebi.