I am really, truly dead serious when I am just joking. But only if you're a joke would you mind my poking.

People are either silly asses, or ass*oles. Mostly, just silly ass*oles. Choose! Hard place, or hell hole!

People will laugh at anything, except their own moronic self.

Humans are mostly kind only to their own-self, and their own. To another being, they're mostly indifferent, if not inhumane.