4 Quotes by George Carlin about believe

  • Author George Carlin
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    Next time you see someone sleeping, make believe you're in a science fiction movie. And whisper, 'The creature is regenerating itself.'

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    I don't vote. We're led to believe we're free through the exercise of ineffective freedoms.

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    I believe my first duty is to survive. And I'm not just talking about criminals coming into my home. I once seriously considered getting a gun to protect myself from the police. If I need a weapon to continue living, I'll get one. And I'll use it.

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    I believe myself to be a worthwhile and inventive performer in my own right. [And] I want to be known for what I do best.

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