Sports fans eat shit.

Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.

Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes. When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? This title offends all three major religions, and even vegetarians!

Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes.

Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That's just common sense!

Running isn't a sport because anyone can do it. Anything we can all do can't be a sport. I can run, you can run. My mother can run, you don't see her on the cover of Sports Illustrated do you?