11 Quotes by Maggie Stiefvater about Humour

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    This is a terrible idea.""There aren't terrible ideas," the Gray Man said. "Just ideas done terribly.""That's also a psychologically unhealthy concept.

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    When did you get so smart?"He tapped his forehead. "Brain transplant. They put in a whale's. I'm passing all my classes with my eyes closed now, but I just can't get over this craving for krill." He shrugged. "And I feel sorry for the whale that got my brain. Probably swimming around Florida now trying to catch glimpses of girls in bikinis.

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    They're saying that you and Sean Kendrick were burning up the cliffs." Tommy spins me again and grins at me. "And when I say you and Sean Kendrick, I mean you and Sean Kendrick. And by burning, I mean burning.

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    Gabe brings home a chicken and Tommy Falk for dinner. Truth be told, I'm not unhappy to see any of them. Gabe, because it's been so long since we've had dinner with him; the chicken because it's not beans; and Tommy Falk because his presence makes Gabe cheerful and goofy.

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    What did he say?""That we might as well just ask him which valuables we wanted from him next so he could plan for their absence," Maura said.

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    You've seen, like, movies. Of kisses, right? Your lips need to be, like, wanting to be kissed."Blue touched her mouth. "What are they doing now?""Like, bracing themselves."She pursed and unpursed her lips. She saw his point. "So imagine one of those," Noah suggested.

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    She just wanted to keep being best friends with Gansey for ever, and maybe one day have carnal knowledge of him. This seemed like a very sensible desire, and Blue, as someone who had sought to be sensible her entire life, was feeling pretty damn put out that this small thing was being denied her.

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    Noah slouched in. In a wounded tone, he said, 'He threw me out the window!'Ronan's voice sang out from behind his closed door: 'You're already dead!

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