You can't fight hatred with hatred and expect anyone to listen to you. You can only try to lessen it with humor, wit, truth and commonsense. If that doesn't work run like hell, while they throw rocks at you.

If you have to explain your sense of humor, then you are performing for the wrong crowd.

Always remember that you can explain things for people, but you can't comphrend for them.

Always remember that you have been called worse things by better people.

Sometimes you can't agree with people because you would both be wrong.

Never speak unless you can improve upon the stupidness of people's silence.