381 Quotes About Dark-humor

Please, please be some sex-starved nutcase who wants to kidnap me and make me your love slave, I begged silently.

RésuméRazors pain you,Rivers are damp,Acids stain you,And drugs cause cramp.Guns aren't lawful,Nooses give,Gas smells awful.You might as well live.

I envy people that know love. That have someone who takes them as they are.

What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you’re so ugly on the inside?

The world had been divided into two parts that sought to annihilate each other because they both desired the same thing, namely the liberation of the oppressed, the elimination of violence, and the establishment of permanent peace.

The Angel of Death is always a young person, or a group of young people, you'll begin seeing them left and right soon.

One hand was behind his back, and he held it out, presenting a bouquet of white and smoky purple lilies. “They’re straight from the underworld, by the way. They are everlasting. They won’t die.

People are sheep. TV is the shepherd.

Relationships are ropes. Love is a noose. - Durzo Blint