439 Quotes About Ironic

I don't understand this irony - valuable things like cars, gold, diamond are made up of hard materials but most valuable things like money, contracts and books are made up of soft paper.

Don't fucking quote me!

Always work to shape yourself into something, even if you're not sure it's what you want to be. You can always reshape yourself into something else if you don't like the result. -The Malwatch

Morale was deteriorating and it was all Yossarian's fault. The country was in peril; he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them.

The irony of sensory deprivation tanks is that in order to think outside the box, you must first go inside one.

What is your advice to young writers?” “Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes.

Cam's wings were so bright they were almost blinding as they pulsed. "Holy Hell," Callie whispered, blinking."More or less," Arriane said

People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but don't three lefts make a right? Two wrongs don't make a right, but don't two negatives make a positive?