71 Quotes About Santa-claus

The reality of loving God is loving him like he's a Superhero who actually saved you from stuff rather than a Santa Claus who merely gave you some stuff.

God put Santa Claus on earth to remind us that Christmas is 'sposed to be a happy time.

Father xmas is like the love from a prostitute, it doesn’t exist and it makes you spend loads of money.

Be ware! Santa Claus is a fake profile.

Jesus shook his head slowly from side to side, then thrust his left hand deep into Santa’s sack. Out came something resembling raw steak, slippery and pulsating, throbbing crimson fluid in every direction. Yanking up my shirt, he rapidly pressed his other hand against my right side. He closed his eyes, and I watched as the healthy liver in his hand became corrugated and cirrhotic. I then found myself, sealed once more within my prison of flesh, disgorging bile and ethanol from every orifice.

[It's Not About You, Mr. Santa Claus,] is a fun read and a twist on Christmas, because it does involve Santa Claus and Jesus, and it doesn’t say that Santa Claus is bad, but it’s the child explaining to Santa Claus the true reason for the season is Jesus.

You believe in love, just as a child believes in Santa Claus or a fairy tale.”“What is love then, if not a fairy tale meant for adults?

On a busy day twenty-two thousand people come to visit Santa, and I was told that it is an elf's lot to remain merry in the face of torment and adversity. I promised to keep that in mind.

The true beauty of Christmas is revealed when we adore the season, not like some weary adult, but like a bubbly little child.