1,147 Quotes About Sarcasm

If you say ‘we’re in this together,’ I’m going to hurl.

What is your advice to young writers?” “Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes.

Egotist, n. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.

Hey, Carlos," the Professor says when he walks in. "How was REACH?""It sucked.""Can you be more specific?" my guardian asks."It really sucked," I elaborate, sarcasm dripping from every word.

High School. Society’s bright idea to put all their aggressive, naive youth into one environment to torment and emotionally scar each other for life.

Ridding yourself of what you don’t need doesn’t just stop with things. Material Items.It’s also about ridding yourself of toxic people who are so bitter and negative in lifemaking you just want to jump off a bridge rather than listen to them talk. It’s hardto tell satire when reading, but I hope you catch it at points like these. Wink wink.

How long have you been with Raphael?”“You ask a lot of questions for a dead woman.”“What can I say? I prefer to die well-informed.

Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse.

You like them," I realized.Noah's eyebrows lifted in question."Like as people.""As opposed to...furniture?""They're my PARENTS.""That is my understanding, yes.