1,147 Quotes About Sarcasm

I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point.

You did not just say that. I have a feeling we're on the verge of hugging and coming up with cute nicknames for each other.

You must have been going very fast.""I was, until I hit the fence.

Cam's wings were so bright they were almost blinding as they pulsed. "Holy Hell," Callie whispered, blinking."More or less," Arriane said

I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.

Enormous? Did you just call me FAT? I am not fat. - Jace

Listen, Peaches, trickery is what humans are all about," said the voice of Maurice. "They're so keen on tricking one another all the time that they elect governments to do it for them.

I'm telling you, you really should stick to mating within your species, whatever that is.''I would,' I said, 'but unfortunately, there are no gorgeous, all-powerful, all-knowing gods around here. I'd even settle for a demigod. It's a step down, I know. But alas, there are nothing but low-brained mortals here. And half-brains, like you.

Yeah you can have a word," said Harry savagely. "Good-bye.