57 Quotes About Vegas

How about I make it up to you?" I say to her. "What if, whenever we decide to have a baby, I promise to do it the natural way and not buy one in Vegas?

The one thing I learned really quickly as a child-with-motion-sickness-on-a-long-road is that whining only makes matters worse.

What happens in Vegas ends up all over the world news.

Hiking is the only slightly less ugly stepsister of running.

Blackpool is the Las Vegas of northwest England.

Thank god for Vegas. Seriously.A lobotomy wasn’t as effective as a weekend three hours of Red Bull away (from LA, not Pismo) where I wore the thinnest pinned stilettos, gambled like a sweaty degenerate mobster in black loafers, drank like Amy Winehouse and Charles Bukowski’s baby, and snorted throat-dripping lines of coke in a Hard Rock Hotel bathroom with four new best friends. I’d giddily rub off any one of those from the to-do list I wrote in eyeliner on my hotel bathroom mirror.

I'm not really fussy. But I despise stretch denim.

The people who say New York never sleeps must have never visited Las Vegas.

Unable to help himself, he offered her a smile and stared into those eyes as he tapped his mouth. “I think you missed.