513 Quotes About Wit

Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.

The covers of this book are too far apart.

I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it.

I'm living so far beyond my means that we may almost be said to be living apart.

Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs.

Everything can always be better! To know this is a wit! But if you also know that everything can always be worse and that is wisdom! Wisdom is to see both the lights and the shadows!

I have only made this letter longer because I have not had the time to make it shorter."(Letter 16, 1657)

The length of words used to explain something does not determine the quality of the thought. Yet, I tend to believe that the shorter one can say something, the better it is.