3 Quotes by A.J. Aalto

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    My name’s Marnie Baranuik, and I’m not usually a squirrel; I’m a recovering cookie addict, ex-forensic psychic, and head of the pre-ternatural biology department at the Boulder branch of Chapel’s PCU. Mostly, I feed rat brains to zombie beetles and fail to solve Sudoku puzzles. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve done dozens of super-serious stake-outs; this time, it was even for a real case.

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    Why did that work?” Batten wanted to know. “Dissolved by the chemical horror of diet soft drinks?” I suggested. “Maybe Monsanto really is the greater of two evils.

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    I was about to be handled with all the determination of a Hollywood dermatologist on a starlet’s rash.

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