101 Quotes by Aaron McGruder

When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I'll have no ego to injure.

I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'.

One more spin around the sun... Ain't nuthin' changed. Still got trouble on my mind. Still got suckas that need to get dealt with... Still in mortal combat with the wicked....

One, I push my deadlines closer than anybody else, or let's say it this way: I'm really late.

We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb.

Once you give up rights, they're not going to give them back.

I want the news delivered unbiased. I thought that was the whole point with journalism.

Anyone with a gun can go out and commit an act of terrorism, even without a political affiliation.

The American people have no control over what the military does. We have no say in American foreign policy.