23 Quotes by Aaron Starmer




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    Here’s what happens when a guy blows up during your group therapy session that’s supposed to make you feel better about people blowing up. The group therapy session is officially cancelled. You do not feel better.

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    We were weirdos, Fiona and I. Creative minds like ours were the minds of aliens. And the soul-suckers, the plagiarists, the malicious people like Charlie? They were sapping us. It was our mission to get away from them.

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    He’s not a bad guy, deep down,” I said.My dad slipped the key into the door. “Deep down, no one is. But you make choices.

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    Do you want to be saved?” I asked.Keri cocked an eyebrow. “Like Jesus?”“Like Lancelot.”“I hang my hair out the window every night, waiting for some dude to climb up.

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    Her bone-white face lit up like she was at a surprise party. “Hear that, Dwyer? He called me ma’am! Stay forever if you want, big guy. Teach my son a thing or two about manners.”“He’s good people,” Kyle said. “Always has been.”It was the last thing I wanted to hear at that moment. “I’m not always good,” I shot back.“Ooooo, polite and a bad boy,” Gina cooed. “Watch out, ladies.

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