67 Quotes by Abbi Jacobson

I thought about how pain is also a symptom of transformation. I thought about bouncing back. How we can start again. And again.

From that poorly lit room on the top floor of a tiny mini mall in Sedona, a stranger told me exactly what I knew already. I guess that's what I was looking for, someone to see me and my fears and my flaws. To see all of it and to tell me to not give up. I didn't know I was searching for hope.

Real life is like a constant Yelp review, everyone has notes on how the experience could be improved.

Women right now, we can't make mediocre [stuff]. Men can and do make tons of mediocre stuff, but I feel like women.

I think being compassionate of each other's lives and issues is nonnegotiable when it comes to friendships. We're all going through different stages and issues, and as I get older, I'm trying to lean into that.

I think that Ruth Bader Ginsburg needs, like, a pump-up. And I think Jock Jams is a classic pump-up. Like before she starts working, she needs that.

Comedy can simultaneously allow you to dive headfirst into the world's pain and escape it.

I used to not be into the fancy ones. I used to eat goo balls all the time.

Cereal when high is always a great option. I don't even have cereal for that reason.