79 Quotes by Abigail Van Buren

In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.

Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.

The purpose of life is to amount to something and have it make some difference that you lived at all.

Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.

Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!

I can't think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.

It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister.

The less you talk, the more you're listened to.

If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.