244 Quotes by Adam Carolla

I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.

You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.

People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.

Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!

I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.

It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I've done so much morning radio that I won't be overwhelmed by it, but it's still going to be a challenge.

I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.

You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.