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- Author Harry Styles
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A real girl isn't perfect and a perfect girl isn't real.
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- Author Bernard Branson
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Rejection is an opportunity for your selection.
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- Author Lisi Harrison
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Are you a female dog?""What?" Massie asked. "Why?""Because you are acting like a real bitch!
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- Author Amit Kalantri
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If an apology is followed by an excuse or a reason, it means they are going to commit same mistake again they just apologized for.
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- Author Toba Beta [Betelgeuse Incident]
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It's sometimes funny to watch some people doing something the wrong way but doing it confidently. Even more funny, they succeeded.
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- Author P.C. Cast
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Who knew hitting my head and passing out would be so much fun?
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- Author Amit Kalantri
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Intelligence is more important than strength, that is why earth is ruled by men and not by animals.
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- Author Cecily von Ziegesar
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That's the problem with best friends. Sometimes they know you better than you know yourself.
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- Author Woody Allen
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Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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