513 Quotes About Wit

If an apology is followed by an excuse or a reason, it means they are going to commit same mistake again they just apologized for.

Intelligence is more important than strength, that is why earth is ruled by men and not by animals.

When you are angry try your best to go to sleep, it keeps you away from speaking, writing and thinking while you are angry.

The job of feets is walking, but their hobby is dancing.

Never ask while you are doing it if what you are doing is fun. Don't introduce even your most reliably witty acquaintance as someone who will set the table on a roar.

You should praise, criticize and flirt with people right to their face, only then it will make a difference.

Father having fun fixing PC: Mother bored.

Life is such a comedy, so just spare me the drama.

I lost the plot and bought myself an allotment