244 Quotes by Adam Carolla

If the media isn't slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

I don't know anything about computers.

All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.

I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.

The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.

The very definition of 'beauty' is outside.

I mean, we sit around and we go, you know, 'Torture doesn't work.' Well, it's been around for 5,000 years. Most stuff that doesn't work goes the way of the dodo pretty quick, like waterbeds and 8-tracks and things like that.

If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.