284 Quotes by Adam Sandler

I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.

I wasn't a kid growing up thinking, 'One day I'll get an Oscar and make a speech.' That wasn't on my mind.

Sometimes you can't prioritise family and you feel guilty.

I don't want to run around with new people. I feel safer with my friends.

Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights

I don't know who I touch and who I don't. I work hard trying to make people laugh. I try to do the kind of stuff that made me laugh growing up. I don't have any secrets. I don't know the reasons I've been so well received.

I prefer musicals, because I am the best dancer who ever lived. The best plies, the best sashays, and by far the best-smelling Capezios.

Like every other rich asshole, I have a cook and he's in my trailer making food all the time.

My father used to wear the same pants for like a week.