284 Quotes by Adam Sandler

When you're around the kids, you feel like you act the most grown up just because you're supposed to lead. I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.

Eat turkey all night long, 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong.

My father wasn't perfect. He had a temper. I took some of that. He would snap, but the older he got, he started calming down. He learned about life, but the thing that he taught my whole family was that family was the most important thing and, no matter what, if a family member needs you, you go and help them out; you get there.

Wrap the turkey up in aluminum foil, my brother like to masturbate with baby oil.

I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend?

I'm getting older, and it happens. You don't care as much. I don't care about too much anymore. I've got to think about that a little bit.

On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica.

Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means.