284 Quotes by Adam Sandler

I'm not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put the kid to sleep. My kid gets riled up and then my wife has to come in and go, 'All right! Get out of the room.'

I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff.

I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.

Sitting in a room being forced to listen to 'The Chanukah Song' over and over." [on his idea of Hell]

I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.

I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.

I've been called a moron since I was about four. My father called me a moron. My grandfather said I was a moron. And a lot of times when I'm driving, I hear I'm a moron. I like being a moron.

I'm sure everyone's got their back story. I don't come from a place of where I was tortured and needed to let something out. I came from a very happy home. I was a little out of control at times. But my family... we all liked to be funny, we all liked to make each other laugh.

A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard.