372 Quotes by Al Franken

I get satisfaction when I write something I like, when I'm happy with it.

Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.

I don't know what happens to you after you die. I'm not banking on there being, like, a heaven.

If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.

Whining is anger through a small opening.

I want to reclaim 'liberal.' I'm a liberal, and I think most Americans are liberals.

Being a comedian, you're under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform - to deal with pressure without stress.

Gary Bauer is a very good - he's a good friend of mine.

I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. 'It's a job, Al,' Guy told me. 'We work at it every day.'