372 Quotes by Al Franken

If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it'd be a travesty.

It's really building Air America that I'm focused on, and for me, that almost only means doing a good show.

Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn't mean that you can't do something else and also make it sell.

I had a great time working on the movies, both the major movies I've done. I've had a great time. I like the people in Hollywood a lot.

I just can't sit still and meditate; that doesn't kind of work for me. I don't even know exactly what it means.

Let's keep the Internet weird. Let's keep the Internet free.

The crash of 2008 was driven in no small part by unfair practices in the mortgage industry, which led to many consumers becoming trapped in loans they didn't understand and couldn't afford.

Service dogs raise their masters' sense of well-being.

Lies, and The Lying Liars who Tell Them