372 Quotes by Al Franken

We need to prepare our kids for a 21st Century economy, and we're not doing it with our schools.

My daughter became a teacher right out of college.

I don't know why they did it and I don't know where the money went. I don't know if it was used for operations, which I imagine it was. I think he was robbing Peter to pay Paul.

I believe people have a right to know what's going on with their information and how it's collected, how it's stored and who gets it.

Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.

If someone hacks your password, you can change it - as many times as you want.

My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.

I would like a dark chocolate Almond Joy.

Net neutrality has been in place since the very beginning of the Internet.