35 Quotes by Al Goldstein

So, if anatomy is destiny then testosterone is doom.

Love is a deception and a trap. Love is as big a myth that God sits with his flowing white beard in a throne and looks at us.

When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New York, in Amsterdam and L.A., when your wife is dying and your son abandons you, you don't feel very good.

Since fame is an illusion and death is in our future all we have is the next moment before we are swallowed into oblivion.

If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.

Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.

Married life is an existence with bars around it.

You need fighters like me to battle, because frankly The New York Times and the Washington Post are not going to fight the fights that I do.

I'm a crusader. I really believe in the First Amendment, and I use it fully, and I pay a price for that.