245 Quotes by Al Yankovic

I'll bet every great thinker and leader we've gotCould see all kinds of things other people could not!So then why get upset if somebody like meTries to look at the world just a bit differently?

Why of course it's unlikely!' I said. 'Oh, by far!The awesome-est things in the world often are!

I'm an ugly girl,My face makes you hurl,Sad I have it, I should bag it.Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair.I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation.

I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing.

The music has always been my bread and butter, and I've focused more of my attention on that.

Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they're not afraid of wolves.

As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.

You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.

You fake something until you're good at it.