245 Quotes by Al Yankovic

I’m an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I’m a relation to Frankenstein’s creation.

Whenever I do a parody it’s not meant to make you hate anybody’s music really.

I’m obviously not a rapper, and I don’t have any claims to be one, really.

Didn’t have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.

Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I’ll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I’ll go bowling.

I’m watching the charts every week and hoping something will pop into my head.

It’s hard to say, I picked one of my favorite articles for the MAD vault. Which is one of the features of the Magazine so they don’t have to actually pay artists or writers to come up with new stuff.

Ever since the day you left me, I’ve been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.

He died a long painful death. However, you’ll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine.