245 Quotes by Al Yankovic

In the ’80s, I was the only game in town, I was the only one getting that kind of exposure in any rotation on MTV. Now with internet culture it seems like everyone is doing music parodies. And they’re not all good!

Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they’re not afraid of wolves.

I suppose I had my rock star fantasies while I was singing into my hairbrush in the bathroom mirror, but I never really consciously said, ‘OK, this is what I’m going to do for a living and I’m going to be Weird Al.’

I know now that everything I write, I’m going to put out, and I’ll have to live with it for the rest of my life.

I’m very analytical, I’m very precise.

It’s hard to force creativity and humor.

There are probably a few library fines I haven’t paid yet, but I’m a pretty clean-cut guy overall.

By the time I’m in the studio recording my parody, 10,000 parodies of that song are on YouTube.

I’m just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.