245 Quotes by Al Yankovic

Pop culture’s gotten much more disposable.

I’m stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.

How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you’re doing?

One of the hardest things I’ve had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums every three or four years.

I did have a child, and I was reading a lot of picture books to her, but at the same time writing a children’s book was something that I’d been wanting to do for many years, pretty much since the start of my career.

There aren’t that many superstars around anymore.

In fact, when I come up with an idea for a parody I try to resist the urge to Google the idea to see if someone has done it already because the answer is almost always, “Yes, of course they have, they’ve thought of it!”

As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people’s heads.”

There’s enough people that do unfunny music. I’ll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline.