245 Quotes by Al Yankovic

In the ’80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear – that if I didn’t, people would soon forget about me.

I was a huge fan of ‘Mad’ magazine when I was 11, 12, 13 years old. I’d scour used bookstores trying to find back issues, and I’d wait at the newsstand for a new issue to come out. My life revolved around it.

When I swore that you’re getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.

I know I’m a million times as humble as thou art!

I like to think that I’ve gotten better at what I do. I spend more time and pay more attention to detail album after album. But pretty much it’s stayed the same.

There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can’t think of a clever enough idea.

I think my chances of getting into the Rock ‘N’ Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli’s.

It fit pretty nicely into my schedule because we’d pretty much finished the bulk of promotion for Mandatory Fun and were just getting geared up for the World Tour so this was a nice time for me to be working on it.

I’d rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.